Once upon a time, a dugong from Australia was resting blissfully against a rock with waves splashing upon it like no end...then she (yes, it is a she) decided she might look like an idiot just stuck there for all humans to see...of course only a mermaid stays stuck on a rock...so off she swam towards a spray of water a wee bit away from the rock..alas the dugong didn't know that it was water coming from the fans of a submarine ( hmmmm...do submarines have fans?)..oh well..its my page so don't no one dare say there's no fan on a submarine ok...
the dugong swam eagerly towards the spraying water...she thought she was heading towards a spa of some sort...well of course her body was all slimey from the long swim...she throughly needed a cleansing spa...after all, she was thinking of a heavy date that nite with the dark knight...heheheh...a dark knight dating a dugong? well, at least its not my yakuza eguchi dating the dugong...otherwise, i will be using my long lost samurai sword on her...
so back to the spraying water...dugong was singing to herself happily as she swam towards the sparkling water...yes the spray turned to sparkles as she got near to it...the all of a sudden...ouch...the dugong got lots and lots of stars on her head...oh yes...she hit head-on with the fan as she entered the sparkling sprays of water...the dugong got hit and was badly hurt..
so..should i write of what happened to the dugong after that? hurt? alive or hmmm...would there be a memorial for the dugong?
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